“On a trip, a good company can compensate for the bad location”
I have been to numerous family
trips with my parents and relatives (esp. mausi) and all of them have been
gratifying. But my last family trip was exceptional. It was much more
gratifying and pleasurable to the point of Euphoria than the earlier ones.
Reason: This time, the family
trip included the family of one of my very close friends, Federer. His family
included his parents and his sister, Jyoti apart from him. And what a company
to hang out with, I must say! Together, our laughter must have produced/burnt
so much of energy in 4 days which would be enough to light a bulb for 2 months!
It had moments of satisfaction, pleasure, pain, adventure, fun, and Bollywood.
This blog is a dedication to the
trip by capturing all those moments in the form of writing in chronological
order:
a)
On Aug-10: Parents arrived at station..we had
lassi there.. we came home took rest and went to FC road to have chocolate
toast. After that we celebrated papa’s b’day over ICC roof top..Here, while we
were in lift, Jyoti was hiding cake and papa thought that she was imitating
him.. :P.. We also celebrated Uncle-aunty’s marriage anniversary on the same
cake..;-)
Then we came
back home & had that special ice-cream and played guitar, tabla and flute,
sang some songs (including Kumar Vishwas’s shayari), with aunty dancing a
little bit and uncle dedicating a song to her!!
Mera apna tajurba hai, tumhe batla raha hun
main....koi lab chhu gaya tha tab, ke ab tak ga raha hun main..
Bichhudkar tumse ab kaise jiya jaaye bina
tapde….jo main khud hi nahi samjha, wohi samha raha hun main..
Federer and I
also dedicated the song ‘phoolon ka taaron ka’ to our respective sisters!!
We clicked few
pics with Jyoti’s camera HTC One S and I found that the camera of that phone was
simply superb! Ek yeh din tha, ek aaj ka
din hai..meri ab bhi is phone pe nazar hai.. :P
b)
On Aug-11: Federer’s parents learnt new
terminologies which I founded during school days: CL and BL. CL means Chhota
Laahur(No.1) and BL means Bada Laahur (No.2). Ek who din tha..aur ek aaj ka din hai… They are using these words
even more than I do! :P.
One thing I noted in the morning was that uncle was the first one to get ready and fully dressed like
Amitabh Bachchan in Baghban.. J
Firstly, we went to
Infosys Darshan, to Phase-2 where papa, Neha, Jyoti and uncle had the
time of their lives by driving bicycles! Jyoti had to wear Aunty’s chunni to
cover her hands as roaming in sleeveless tops is in banned in Infy campus!!
After that, we
went to phase-1. There, Jyoti almost left uncle on road as she started driving
the car even before uncle was able to sit in the back seat!!..I died laughing
after seeing uncle’s reaction. We went to Guest house then and had beautiful pics
there of the swimming pool and tennis court..After having Thali in canteen, we left for home and then to Sinhgad
fort.
While in cab, I was shaking hand out of the car window. Aunty asked me to keep my hands inside. I said, "Very nice...nice idea".. :)
c) Sinhagad fort was an amazing place..Went to Wind
point, then saw many water-kunds in which virtual Rani(s) used to take bath
(:P)..We dedicated each Kund to a different class of Rani depending on the area
and beauty of the Kund.:P.. then we saw Green Chutney (Algae, :P) and Mittal’s
BL point (& mittal too!! :P)..We also had Pithli Bhakri and corns there amidst extremely heavy rain..then
we went back to parking and had Kaanda bhaaji and tea.
I said to papa
and uncle, ”Lijiye kapoor sahib..sweets
lijiye bhai..gupta jee…lijiye” :P
Imagine how
would you feel having Pyaz ke pakore and ginger tea in a wet weather on hill..
Amazing experience.. :-) Suddenly, Neha asked me, ‘bhaiya CL jana hai..’ I
replied, ‘meri kya dukaan hai CL ki..’ :P :P
d) Everyone was very happy with the choice of
place.. so I told them a story.. A story, which I have never ever dared to tell
any one.. Normally what happens is since a child is born and till the age of
27, he must have spoken almost 1 million lines.. listened to almost 1 million
lines.. must have seen almost thousands of places.. must have heard lakhs of
songs..etc.. But out of all those, 80% of them would have been on negative
side.. means he must have spoken only 0.2 million lines truthfully, listened to
almost 0.2 million truthful lines.. must have seen only 0.2X1000 GOOD places..
must have heard 0.2 X 1lakh GOOD songs..etc..BUT in my case.. “maine toh
jee aap yeh samajh lo ki na hi galat kaam kiya hai, na hi dekha hai, na hi suna
hai, na hi galat gaane sune hain..kyun…because meri adaat hi nahi hai”.. :P
:P :P x 1000...
e) On the way and while coming back, I told them
about NjoyTV and it’s policies.. :P :P and we had several tests to find whether
to recruit Jyoti into NjoyTV or not.. whether she had acumen to identify the movie
names of “dialogues” or not.. She answered almost 50% of the questions that day..
so recruitment process continued till next day. ;-). Neha and federer were keen
to expel me out of the company whenever I was not able to tell a movie name..so,
I made the dialogue, “Meri umar mein ek
jhatke mein pata chal jaat hai ki ladke-ladki ke beech kya chal raha hai..”.
f) On
each day, a little discussion took place on the marriage too. Esp. Federer’s
marriage and my marriage. I told them about an incident [censored to maintain
privacy]..And they said in Punjabi, ‘Arey yeh toh rola pai gaya..’ :P..
Meanwhile Neha tried to crack a PJ.. No one laughed and I said, ‘Ispar main kal
subah 11.10am pe hasunga..’ :P..Neha ka
chehra dekhne layak tha ;-) ..Then she asked me about the latest affair
and federer said, ‘Iske jawaabon ka
sawaal do..’ :P
Jyoti’s camera
was awesome today also..my eyes stocked on it! :P In fact, I had started
calling it “my mobile”.. :P
g) Next day, on Aug-12, we went to Mahabaleshwar,
the summer capital of Bombay during British Raj. The cab was congested at the
back so we folded chairs and sat on the cab-floor (we=me, federer, jyoti, neha).
We started playing cards to pass the time. I asked Federer to show us the magic
of finding 4 ‘selected’ cards out of 52. And believe me, it was fun to watch
him present. Though I caught the trick in his first attempt but same was not
the case with the girls!!
‘Ho sakta hai
ki main sheher waalon ki tarah smart nahi hun..but aankhein hain meri..dekh
sakta hun’..
And later when
they came to know the trick, their reaction was as if they were short of
“common sense” that how could they not get it.. We made them fool by telling
them that the contour of each of the 52 cards is different..and Neha even
believed that shit.. J
It was such a
fun I tell you... Then these girls presented the same trick to the 2 moms
sitting in middle row in the car and finally they ended up saying, “Galti ho
gayi maa, maaf karooo” after bearing the over-detective nature of our moms in
card games!! :P
The road to
Mahabaleshwar was awesome. Aunty said, ‘it resembles silky hair’ and I started
touching my Hair trying to find out how would a road feel like a Hair.. :P :P..Suddenly
Neha said, ‘try karna chahiyein.. what do u say’.. :P.. Federer replied, ‘U need
a psychiatrist’.. J
Then we laughed
at above 50%.. J
Aunty said, “ek kaam karo, tum chaaro ki
ek saath shaadi karwa dete hain.. fir ikkaththe rehna.. at least haste toh
rahoge”.
We first stopped
at Panchgani..clicked the most beautiful snaps of the trip..We continued
further..bought some rain-suits from a place just before Mapro.. We halted at Mapro few Kms before Mahabaleshwar. We
had the best Sandwich of our lives there with some coffee and soup!! We also had some freely available
mocktails, shakes and candies.
After doing CL,
we moved on and reached Mahabaleshwar.. Uncle asked me, ‘Hey Rahul, you were to
laugh at 11.10 today.. what happened’..I told him “Signal Problem”.. :P
Mahabaleshwar –
I don’t know what was the name of the spot we covered first becoz of extremely
heavy rainfall and fog with 2 mtr visiblity..but one incident worth noting
there was that my mom kept on laughing laughing and laughing as if she had
smelled laughing gas. Reason for laughter: Aunty made one dialogue..she said, “Jab tak yeh log ghoom kar aate hain, itne
hum log chalo CL karte hain”.. :P J
:P :P
After having
Corns there, we went to the old temple Panchganga in which water from 5
different rivers meet: Koyna, Krishna,
Venna, Savitri and Gayatri.. Awesome temple where you get little taste of 5000
year-old civilization!
On way back, the
cab driver stopped the car at petrol pump where we had Prasad of a new shop
opening function. After that we went to the Balaji Temple at Naraynpur.
Extremely beautiful from inside.. Amazing carvings, beautifully painted walls
and breath-taking views of the architecture..
Meanwhile,
Jyoti’s recruitment to NjoyTV still continued throughout the day..However, it
kept getting worse and worse with each new movie dialogue! Finally she herself
started saying, ‘mere se mat poochhna’ :P Also, she was little surprised by the
company policy of taking salary from its employees.. :P i.e. the more you work,
the more you pay to the company.. :P ;)
We came back to
Pune and had dinner at Hotel GreenPark on Baner Road. Here, Aunty paid Rs 100/-
to a pandit to know when will Federer get married.. :P :P.. He told, ‘This guy
has lot of potential but it’s not coming out of him.."Yeh tanaav mein rehta hai thoda.." he needs to wear some
stone..worth only Rs 5000/-‘ :P.. I said to Federer, "Agar tanaav mein rehne ke baad itna haste hain toh bina tanaav ke kya hoga.. :P"
Finally, We also
clicked a mittal’s pic there in which he looks like his original super-natural yet
horrible avatar!
Mahabaleshwar was not as good as per our expectations but because of the company we had, it looked like an awesome place to visit!
h) Next morning, on Aug-13, when I was filling rent
receipt, Jyoti came to our room (our=federer and me) and asked something
related to trip. Me and Federer, as usual, made a movie dialogue out of it and
started doing our work..:P :P
Jyoti’s reaction
was, “Excuse me..helloooooo…mere ques. ka jawaab toh do..” :P
Then we were on
our way to Shirdi.. While in the cab, aunty told us about the incident when
Federer slept in BL.. :P :P ..yes u read it correctly..He slept in the BL that
too Indian..:P In return, my mom also told them that I used to keep my “new”
footwear on the bed..then I said, ‘Main har nayi cheez ko bed pe hi rakhta
hun..’ :P :P
Then I made the dialogue, “Yeh jo time hai
na yaar, yeh jo hum kaat rahe hain..yeh bahut achchha time hai..tum dekhna,
aage jaakar hum isse yaad karenge aur bahut hasenge”.. J
We stopped to
have breakfast on a restaurant where a bus containing almost 50 villagers also
halted. Aunty asked me about a village girl, “Rahul, kaisi lag rahi hai yeh..features achchhe hai na?” I told her
the funda of rating girls:
·
Excellent – very beautiful
·
Good - average
·
Bad – below average
Then aunty discovered a 4th
category: Very Excellent!! : P :P Ek who din tha, ek aaj ka din hai.. Aunty is the only one on this Earth who uses this word ‘Very excellent’ to show her taste for anything which is good!
Before continuing the journey, I
went to BL after picking up the tissue paper from the table and saying, “Yeh le
jaata hun main bas..” imitating SRK of ‘beer in London’ scene from DDLJ..
Federer said, ‘Chai peekar BL aagayi..that means it was BL-able Tea’ :P :P
i) We continued our journey further towards Shirdi.
During the journey, whenever Federer said the word “peechhe”.. I always started
looking at my back.. :P This made the other 3 NjoyTV workers laugh like hell!!
:D
At the same
time, Jyoti, who was not even confirmed as a NjoyTV employee, resigned from the
company sighting reasons that she doesn’t want to work in such an ‘unfriendly’
company. Federer said, ‘when people start criticizing you that means you are
progressing. She must be jealous of NjoyTV..that’s why she resigned..’.. Neha
said, ‘Milte hain Market mein’.. :P
:P.
It was as if the whole Bollywood was residing in that cab only.. :)
Meanwhile, Jyoti
wanted to buy something from the market but Neha opposed her saying, ’kya fayda, aunty toh khareedne nahi dengi’..
then Aunty made the best dialogue of the trip: “Munni badnaam hui”..:P I
laughed at 75% on it.
j) Shirdi was nice but we had to remain in queue
for a long time (arnd 3 hrs)! Aunty asked Jyoti to restrict her shopping. Jyoti
said “aap itni tokaa-taaki mat kiya
karoo”. Neha told me about this. I went to aunty after few minutes and said
politely, “Aunty, waise toh sab badhiya
hai but mujhe pata chala hai ki aap kaafi tokaa-taaki kar rahi ho bachiyon ke
saath” :P Aunty laughed like anything saying, ‘fir se munni badnam ho gayi’..:P
The line kept on
moving slowly, “Badhte rahiye bhaiya, hum
log new Bombay se aaye hain.. “ and we completed darshan by 3pm. After that
Lunch, little shopping and ice-cream and all the way to Shani-Shingnapur.
This place is
awesome. You have to be here to practically experience the aura of this place.
Here, everybody speaks truth.. no-body ditches anybody at least in matters
involving money. Here, everybody gives importance to the work and not the money
involved in it. Both me and Federer felt that it was a dangerous place for Mittal..
:P
We had coconut
water there first of all to satiate our thirst. Then darshan and Aarty.
Federer said
that this kind of mandir should be there in each city so that there would be
more places without corruption! I said:
“Oo jee, hum kaun hote hain mandir banana waale…
hum toh bas eet paththar lagate hain and jahan ishwar ki kripa hoti hai mandir
bann jata hai..”
Note: In
shanishingnapur, CL was charged only for ladies. For gents, it was free.
On way back to
Pune, the driver stopped the car for mending the tyre-puncture. While he was
doing so, we had so much fun.. I can’t tell you..We played with truck tyre,
clicked funny pics on it.. me and federer went over the roof of the car and
clicked pics.. then Neha and Jyoti clicked few pics..most funny was in which
Jyoti was tightening the brain-screw of Neha.. :P
All these pics
were taken from Jyoti’s camera..my eyes were still on it.. :P
As we were quite
a bit late in reaching Pune so we went to the roof-top restaurant, “Sky
Garage”. Parents were quite surprised by the “young” girls were coming to the
restaurant at 1.00 am in hot pants.. It was funny to see their reaction.. ;-)
k) Next day, Aug-14, we left for Mumbai (though a
bit late becoz of Cab mismanagement issues). Jyoti and Neha were quite excited
with the idea of seeing Salman Khan and Katrina on the sets of Jhalak Dikhlaja
at 6.00pm in the evening. We left at 1.30pm.
There was a
little debate b/w Jyoti and Federer on the lyrics of certain songs like, ‘Agar
tum mil jao, zamana chod denge hum’. Jyoti said, ‘Agar zamana chhod diya toh
milkar kya karega’.. Federer said, ‘This is an exaggeration of expression of
love and nothing else’..and so on…
I will skip the
journey part. Only one thing was that we were not able to reach Filmistan on
time and we missed Jhalak Dikhalaja and hence the lone chance of seeing sallu
and kattie. So, we directly went to Goregaon (after taking keys from Chat) to
stay at Thakur’s rented flat.
l) Mobile incident: The cab driver dropped us
outside the society and left. We counted the number of bags and started moving
inside the society thinking where would we go next.. Suddenly a voice pierced
through my ears: ‘I can’t find my mobile’. Jyoti was not able to find her Rs
33k mobile phone in her pocket. She said, “it’s probably left in the cab. Plz
call him asap before he even identifies that there’s mobile in his cab”. I felt
the pain of losing her mobile on her face (After all, it had virtually became
my mobile too.. :P). Meanwhile, federer tried to call cab driver but all in
vain as he didn’t pick up. Jyoti said, “haan
ab kyun phone uthaega woh”. :-(
My heart pounded
heavily after listening to this as she had lost all hopes and this incident had
the potential to spoil the whole trip. Also, in India there is a concept of
“nazar”. Everybody would have said that “Rahul ki nazar lag gayi phone ko,
isiliye we lost it”. I tried to remain calm, went outside and started searching
for the mobile. The issue was multiplied by low light and presence of wet mud
on the road periphery. Wet mud is dark in color and hence it is even more
difficult to spot black colored mobile phone in it. Not for me, Luckily though!
I spotted something “mobile-like” black colored device half submerged in mud
just 10 metres ahead of the society gate. And Voila!! IT WAS THE MOBILE we were
searching for. Oh my god…I jumped with joy, “mil gaya..mil gaya”.. :D :D..
Obviously, Jyoti’s happiness had no bounds! And everybody was again as happy as
nothing had happened. But I was happy as if I had found a gold mine!! :D
Though I am
still trying to find out why did she give its credit to my mom and not to me..
:P
We had dinner at
pratap-da-dhaba that night.
After coming
back home, Neha went to BL. She said, “BL ekdum bakwaas experience tha because
sprinkler mein se keede nikal rahe the”. Federer and I smiled at each other.
Later federer told me that he was smiling because he now knew that why is
Thakur’s ***** had keeda..:P.. I laughed at 61%.
j) Next day,
Aug-15 was not a day to be remembered except for 3 things:
1 - We roamed
here and there and wasted lot of time just to meet few people who were like us
few years ago but are now big stars! ;)
2 - We visited
Sea-Link, Sidhdhivinayak Temple.
3 - Neha making a
senti dialogue to federer, “I am more imp. Or Beach?”.. :P :P. This was because
Neha was super-hungry and didn’t want to roam on beach while federer wanted to
cover beach first and eat later. After this dialogue I said to federer, ‘I hate
girls’.. :P
When we were
having lunch then suddenly we started talking on Jyoti’s mobile incident and
she again thanked my mom. I said, ‘I hate girls…but not all of them’ (after
seeing a beautifully dressed girl besides our table)..:P
Surprisingly, Jyoti
made one out-of-the-box movie dialogue here. I said, “hum apne har ex-employee
ko achchhe se training dete hain..” :P :P
We left for
Station and gave them a see-off…
***
So, this was it. An awesomely wonderful trip came to an end. I realized, the best part of the trip was compatibility between 2 families and extremely good humour of the members! That is why, even when we had few hiccups in the original plan, the overall mood was still in "Euphoria". :)